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Another lovely twin conversation

3 Apr

Lady at Coffee Bean: Are they twins? (said with a blank stare)
Me: Yes they are.
Lady: That was really smart of you to have a boy and a girl. Now you can be done having children.
Me: Yes, I instructed G-D to specifically implant a boy child and a girl child in my womb at the same time so I could just be done with this childbearing bulls&*t.
Lady: Um, bye.

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