Mama in a push up bra

5 May

I ventured out into the land of the single and free last night. Once in awhile I have the urge to pile on the makeup, put on the stilettos and teeter out past dark. This is best done with single girlfriends who are a few years younger than myself. Young and single friends get beyond excited to see their Mommy friend free from her cage and pumped up with cocktails. It’s an exchange, I get a glimpse of the life I left behind and they get a peek at what they have coming. I always have fun on these occasional outings and get my thrill fill for awhile. Reflecting on last night spent at a prime outdoor booth at the Four Seasons on Doheny here’s what I learned:

1. I’m not as old as I think I am,

2. There are a lot more Bentleys, Rollses and Maseratis in LA than I realized,

3. I never want a facelift,

4. Alcohol is the devil’s syrup,

5. I will never pull off a white dress like that hot Russian girl,

6. Christian Louboutins seem to be the new Steve Maddens,

7. Rocco DiSpirito is quite attractive in person,

8. Mickey Rourke is not,

9. Cigar smoke isn’t sexy, and

10. Winking is not a way of flirting, it’s just glorified twitching.


Do you have a regularly scheduled girls night? Do you find Mickey Rourke attractive?

One Response to “Mama in a push up bra”

  1. Jolie May 5, 2012 at 11:01 pm #

    I am beginning to understand why you’ve stopped returning my calls. Don’t believe that hair of the dog business. I’m pretty sure Mickey Rourke is the one who invented it.

    Glad you had fun.

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